oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard
dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING
Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.
She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl
Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be.
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say.
Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.
I love everything about this post
Now someone write some fanfiction!
Omg just found this on the internet
Fuck I screamed
BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
me tryin’ to get my life together
Nothing as ever been more accurate
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
thats so fucked
My chemical romance
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
"Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Tuurrrtle, tuurrrrtle!"
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
…there is no “right” choice? What?
Eat the god damn fries if you want them. Just don’t eat them aaaaaaaall the time. Moderation is key!
where am i going to find 84 strawberries at 3 p.m. in downtown calgary in fucking february
fuck is wrong with you
I want fries
who the hell will eat 84 fuckin strawberries??
how do you package 84 strawberries for immediate consumption? Like a box of strawberries near me comes with like 15-25 if we are lucky iam i going to carry around 5 cartons of strawberries instead of a small fry?
that is so impractical
and who eats 84 strawberries in one sitting?
and fuck that moderation shit if i wanna eat 6 orders of large fries there aint nothin stoppin me
IF MODERATION IS KEY WHY ARE WE E\/EN CONSIDERING THE OPTION OF EATING 84 STRAWBERRIES?!